animalstalkinginallcaps: DO I? DO I SMELL LIKE JÄGERMEISTER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, CHRIS, THAT’S SHOCKING. I’M SHOCKED TO HEAR THAT. JUST KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY, SINCE ALL WE DID LAST NIGHT WAS DRINK A REPULSIVE AMOUNT OF JÄGERMEISTER. NICE TO SEE YOU MADE IT TO A SHOWER AT SOME POINT. I WOKE UP IN A RANDOM VOLVO WITH A SET OF HOUSEKEYS THAT AREN’T MINE UNDER MY FACE, AND WHAT IS EITHER A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE AMOUNT OF CHOCOLATE SYRUP OR A FUCKING TON OF BLOOD ALL OVER MY PANTS.  I JUST WANT SOME WAFFLES, OKAY? NO QUESTIONS. NO JUDGEMENTS. JUST WAFFLES.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DO I?

DO I SMELL LIKE JÄGERMEISTER?

WELL LET ME TELL YOU, CHRIS, THAT’S SHOCKING. I’M SHOCKED TO HEAR THAT. JUST KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY, SINCE ALL WE DID LAST NIGHT WAS DRINK A REPULSIVE AMOUNT OF JÄGERMEISTER. NICE TO SEE YOU MADE IT TO A SHOWER AT SOME POINT.

I WOKE UP IN A RANDOM VOLVO WITH A SET OF HOUSEKEYS THAT AREN’T MINE UNDER MY FACE, AND WHAT IS EITHER A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE AMOUNT OF CHOCOLATE SYRUP OR A FUCKING TON OF BLOOD ALL OVER MY PANTS. 

I JUST WANT SOME WAFFLES, OKAY? NO QUESTIONS. NO JUDGEMENTS. JUST WAFFLES.